$ needed - Service offered

[chanceron]

Hey I'm a newbe on this site and would like to offer a service. I build things that come in a box (in pieces). Home and Office furniture, Exercise Equipment, Game Tables, about anything you can name. I am professional, dependable, and out of work for now. I have been doing this for the past 12 years. If you want it to look like the item you saw on display in the store and would like at least 50% off the assembly price, I can do it. Just send an email for a quote. Thanks

[Aloysius]

That's a profession?

[Hyu]

Holy shit I'm pro status

[Josh]

Holy shit I'm pro status

me to, at age 4

[07-Civic-Si]

That's a profession?

There is a guy that wipes sweat off the basketball court between baskets. OP has more of a profession then a basketball sweat wiper upper.

[V8TitanPwr]

Saw a company the other day that picks up your dog poop once a week for $60 a month.

[EckSyle]

Saw a company the other day that picks up your dog poop once a week for $60 a month.

My dog doesn't shit enough to want to pay $60 a week for that. Maybe if my rottweiler was still alive I'd have them do it once a month. She took horse sized dumps. Actually scratch that she was part of the reason why my backyard grass looked so lively and green lol

[Aloysius]

Saw a company the other day that picks up your dog poop once a week for $60 a month.

Pooper-Scooper? I met the owner in a networking meeting once. He said it's the easiest money he's ever made.

[89gotballz]

Hey I see you're new here. But I think its great that you're networking. I may shoot you a message this week, as I am busy but moving offices and may have some desks for you to throw together. As for the rest of these guys, they love you very much is what they are trying to say. They just get a little shy with new guys.

[Ashy Larry]

Might you by any chance be Swedish?

[Hyu]

Post up ad-s at Ikea... I tried to buy curtains there and found out that I needed to assemble them wtf?

[DERANGED]

It doesn't really sound odd when compared to some of the professions on this list

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[chanceron]

No problem just drop me a line, I can throw a few desk together in no time. These guys are just showing love? Sure am glad I'm on their good side. Sounds like there is money to be made picking up dog-poop. Smells like a career change is coming.

[Shane]

No problem just drop me a line, I can throw a few desk together in no time. These guys are just showing love? Sure am glad I'm on their good side. Sounds like there is money to be made picking up dog-poop. Smells like a career change is coming.