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    OF Senior Member David's Avatar
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    top this speeding ticket

    Two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

    Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.



    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

    "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately, the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

    Good Day"...


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    Damn... that would of sucked if the pilot didnt recognized the situation
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    Rofl!
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    haha, awesome.

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    Hahaha. That would've been epic.

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    Lmao.
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    "your hostile radar installation was destroyed".

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    omg. that owns. lol.

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    Bwahahahaha. I love it.
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    Awesome.
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    haha cop trying to meet his qouta.
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    ^ lol
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    "two cops dead today by and air-to-ground missle..." hahahaha would have been nasty!

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    Probably would just be a big hole in the ground LOL.^
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    Lol, talk about high speed chase...

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    that would have been the coolest thing .....EVER! I lol'ed at the cop trying to meet his quota thing lol

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    yea that's bs that it happened.
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    lol.....
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    Hahahaha that is crazy

    Props to the pilot for realizing what was going on

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    ...and whoever believes this needs some help in life.
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    "You meet the warrior when in battle, but it is not until victory that you meet the gentlemen."

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