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Old 10-26-2009, 10:28 PM   #101
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:44 PM   #102
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Slowfiero is the biggest ****ing douchebag that has ever graced the internet with his scrawny faggoty little fingers. If there was a giant douche award, ala South Park, undoubtedly you would win it. Even 89gotballz, who PM's people to fight, and tells them that he is going to punch them in the head for things said on the internet isn't as big of a douche as you. I'm also saying this with the full knowledge that Isaac Gray scams, lies, and *****es out of races. This feat is absolutely amazing. I mean honestly, how could anyone that has literally never backed up one word that he has said be beaten as the biggest douche in the universe award? Alas, it has happened. You, slowfiero, are a misguided little ****, with a car that is completely broken, and a mouth chocked FULL of Beatonu nut sack. I truly believe when he made his username on this forum that he was thinking about his little nutswinger slowfiero, whom I'm sure strokes his dick until completion every night in his cobra.

I can not stand one post made by you in the entirety of your posting career on this forum. I feel slightly more dumb every post I read made by you.

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Old 10-26-2009, 10:56 PM   #103
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he is supposed to be giving me an award for biggest douche. I really hope its more then just a blue ribbon ala 4h.

What kind of award you going to be giving for that post? I say a nice jr whopper or something would be good.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:03 PM   #104
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I dunno if I would be beggin so much for an award.... Someone just might decide to give you one, that you might not like so much...
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:06 PM   #105
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:13 PM   #106
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ahhhh boy.....your callout is weak and i must say you are nutless for not asking me to run when you saw me at the track.



OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOO no!!!! the big bad laser wants to ban me from the interwebs!!!! ahhhhhh get the f uck outta here with that gradeschool garbage.....still you and your "mini-crew" are nutless for not making the callout at the track when you saw my 119mph monster.....typical b!tch talk.



And you'll get your run as soon as my car gets a retune which if isn't next wed. will be the following wed. make sure your king koopa headed b/f is in the passenger seat to hold that sack to ease the stress.





no 30 page essay here sweetlips....and you don't have permission to speak you got hornswoggled by a car on a garbage ass tune with no bov.....

in case you forgot at 15 seconds your vagina threw up in your diaper:

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Im not racing you for free, theres stipulations and one of them requires no money. Its one of two things. Money or you and your dicksucker friend (slowfiero) get banned forever, plain and simple. Il agree to either terms, dosent matter which one. Its funny all the sudden you lost faith in your car...and im still calling your turbo cobra a piece of sh!t. When I bust its ass on video expect it to be posted on every single mustang related site. Il be awaiting your response.

BTW: At the track we had no intentions of running anyone as we all went in our daily drivers to chill. We just couldnt believe your turbo 03 cobra on CCW/mickey thompson et streets went 12.5 @ 118, we had to actually go over and check it out for ourself and it was indeed true.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:19 PM   #107
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:37 PM   #108
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who would of thought you would see the day a plymouth laser would pussy out a gt42 turbo 03 cobra?
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:42 PM   #109
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thats a small turbo for a mustang
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:42 PM   #110
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This!!
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:50 PM   #111
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ahhhh boy.....your callout is weak and i must say you are nutless for not asking me to run when you saw me at the track.



.....still you and your "mini-crew" are nutless for not making the callout at the track when you saw my 119mph monster.....typical b!tch talk.
we didnt know which fat redneck you were .....


ps.... all i can rember is you nut swinger slowfieroslowsmokefag


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Old 10-26-2009, 11:59 PM   #112
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lol kinda looks like him
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:14 AM   #113
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:18 AM   #114
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Old 10-27-2009, 03:00 AM   #115
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:54 AM   #116
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Im not racing you for free, theres stipulations and one of them requires no money. Its one of two things. Money or you and your dicksucker friend (slowfiero) get banned forever, plain and simple. Il agree to either terms, dosent matter which one. Its funny all the sudden you lost faith in your car...and im still calling your turbo cobra a piece of sh!t. When I bust its ass on video expect it to be posted on every single mustang related site. Il be awaiting your response.

BTW: At the track we had no intentions of running anyone as we all went in our daily drivers to chill. We just couldnt believe your turbo 03 cobra on CCW/mickey thompson et streets went 12.5 @ 118, we had to actually go over and check it out for ourself and it was indeed true.
ok once again reading owns your dumbass, and i love how you were in hiding after i posted the videos of the beatdown of your lifepartner again more b!tchlike antics from the 2 of you...and i'm glad you saw the "119" trap because you should easily beat me at the track again so one more time for the retard in the laser: I SAID WHEN THE CAR IS RETUNED I"LL SURELY RUN THAT PILE OF SH!T THAT IS YOUR LASER AND YOU ARE STILL A PU$$Y FOR NOT ASKING ME TO RUN AT THE TRACK WHEN I WAS STANDING RIGHT BY THE CAR YOU AND YOUR MINI DICK LOVING CREW DIDN"T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING......keep talking fag thats all you and your overly tan shrek boyfriend do .....when the car is RETUNED WITH THE AUTOMATICE YOU WILL GET YOUR RUN AT THE TRACK FROM A 0 ROLL B!TCH!!!!! COMPRENDE??? UNDERSTAND?? comprehension is a ***** and i guess getting that ged from phoenix online was a waste because reading is foreign to you.

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no plymouth pile pussied anything out, keep swinging from your buddies joke of a sack that's all you were doing friday.....remember what happened last time a joke dsm wanted to run me??? he got worked, even after given the hit and the cob ra was running like ****!!! your cars are a joke and can't be daily driven because they are so unreliable.......bring a daily driven dsm to the table not some wannabe "racecar" with it's billet turbo


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ps.... all i can rember is you nut swinger slowfieroslowsmokefag

funny i knew who the fat shrek like freak was in the striped "folo" shirt you look like typical colonial drive trash....keep changing those tires retard that's all your life will amount too.....this was you correct:

HOW MANY OF YOU B!TCHES COULDN'T CONFRONT ME AT THE TRACK BIGNOTSOTUFFDSM?? YESS THAT'S A GOOD SHREK....AND HOWMANY DSMS WILL HAVE BEEN BEATEN BY THE COBRA?? YES VERY GOOD THAT'S A GOOD BOY....NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE AND YOU'LL GET YOUR GLUESTICK TREAT.


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Old 10-27-2009, 07:22 AM   #117
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:31 AM   #118
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Yessir I did- I just cant do much til this afternoon- clinicals all day giving more flu shots....

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Old 10-27-2009, 07:33 AM   #119
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so what did 1shrekdsm run at the track again?
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Old 10-27-2009, 12:26 PM   #120
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so what did 1shrekdsm run at the track again?
12.1 @ 126
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